Hi, I'm Dan Wolff, and if you didn't already know I am in a bet. THE BET-My friend, Josh Gertz quits smoking; Cigarettes, Cigars, Tobacco, Hookah, and Weed. While I, Dan Wolff quit eating fast food. Fast food includes, going out to a restaurant and I am restricted to foods like a salad, a chicken breast, or fish.
Now to the good part, the bet is 1 year, $500, and it starts February 17, 2009. I know what your thinking already, "dan, that's not even fair he has to quit everything, and you only have to quit a few things?" Truthfully, I don't care what you think, but also fast food was my life. I ate unhealthy all the time and now it is time for a change. If you know me your thinking, "wow this is way too serious for Dan," and "I don't want to read anymore". But if you stop now your going to miss out on a journey to help me.
All my friends know me as the funny, friendly, fat guy. That is going to change. I am definitely not going to be friendly anymore. To start off, this bet started with a few friends of mine where they made almost the same bet. No cigarettes vs. no fast food. The bet was a little flawed but I watched it work out for the both of them at the time. I told this to Gertz and he said well I'm going to Israel where people smoke a lot so I'm not going to do that. Recently he changed his mind and that is what started the bet.
Starting out a bet is fun as long as you don't lose. The night the bet started I fell asleep. Next I lost the bet......Well not literally but in my mind I did. I started dreaming that I was at McDonalds and I was eating a chicken sandwich. At this time I want to interrupt myself and tell you that the only time I ever enjoy McDonald's is when I am drunk and can't really taste it. While I was eating the sandwich I said, "Wow, I just lost the bet". Now you know that when you dream of losing the bet there is a problem.
Now I wish the best of luck to Josh and I hope we can both pull this off. But right now I have to poop. Thanks everyone for reading this and I will hopefully update once a week. If you have any ideas for me or my writing just leave me a message.
Dan Wolff
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dan i bet you 500 dollhairs that i can go 6 months without taking a crap...starting NOW!!! wups i just lost...ok let me wipe...OK start over...starting NOW! FUCK I JUST LOST AGAIN!!! ok this is the real deal...staaaarting....NOW! WTF ARE YOU KIDDING ME I LOST AGAIN@!#!$#$ man it's a terrible idea to make a bet like this when you have explosive ihop diarrhea.
ReplyDeleteanyways, good luck with the bet and hopefully you'll have better luck than me!
you are neither funny nor you are friendly
ReplyDeleteyou are just fat
hahaha
the previous bet was definitely flawed
in everyway possible
this bet is strict and actually real
and i hope josh wins because i hate you
Today, a good looking Israeli girl told me that guys who smoke are sexy - and then lit up in front of me. This is the worst place to do this shit!
ReplyDeletehaha, i'm still proud man!
ReplyDeletesuggestions?
ReplyDeletetry to avoid hydrogenated oils. a food may say there are no trans fats but if there are fully or partially hydrogenated oils listed in the ingredients, it's the same thing.
i know you're going to finish this bet and this year with incredible results! good luck to you! i'm here if you need me :)
becky leifman